Wednesday, May 07, 2008

WRONG...... to write

Madame x is having a hard time getting with the lingo...

phrases such as:
Tight, snap, snizzle, whizzle, my fizzle, my bad, True dat, oh HELL to the no, your mom, word, OWNED!, Random, whatev, Out of the box, so gay, You go girl, "....and I'm all......., and then she's all......., and then I'm all......" , prolly, for reals, bling bling and bling



This is the conversation Mx thought she heard in the grocery store today.....

"Then I'm all, Oh Snap, Dude! I say"whatev" all the time, but hey my bad. I straight up like to say it 'cause it's hella tight and bangin. But you all say "oh hell to the no" with that, 'cause it's so gay and I keep thinking that's HOT,dude....That's so random! So dont go there, girlfriend".. Fo Shizzle dizzle on the bling bling...it's all good.. Ya feel me? Fo real "

word
OWNED!
Mx sez....not
This..... is owned




7 comments:

captain corky said...

I would really love to comment on this post, but I'm sorry, I don't speak French. ;)

madame x said...

Corky:

What?
no.. parlez-vous ebonteenix-ese?

:0 :)

Chellie said...

too funny! Actually, you must understand it pretty well to get down like that! One of my elementary school kids was using "snap" the other day. I must try it out since it's obviously the new word for the time.

snap!

Grandma J said...

I hear you! When my fourteen year old granddaughter talks to her friends I cannot figure it out...and the voice mail message on her phone? faggetit. The pictures are a hoot.

madame x said...

Chellie...I remember my grandmother lecturing me on my sloppy english when I said something was 'cool'.... she'd really be cranking her hearing aid with todays slang....

GranJ....whoa, you don't look old enough to have a fourteen year old granddaughter! Must be all those spa treatments with little Miss Beauty.

foolery said...

I have to steal that photo of the boy crying -- he looks JUST like my nephew. I mean REALLY. I have to send it to the parents to check.

Funny stuff, and no way could I keep up with that.

madame x said...

Laurie.... well, you have a cutie for a nephew then...

and at least you give credit for your photos! :0