So....... while I was running in circles tearing my hair out a seeking solace in the freezer compartment of the frig a lamenting my computer tradedy to strangers in the supermarket a

<Dad...decided to take the car out for a spin
And I knew it....because, I was driving onto his street as he was driving out....
interjecton:
We are on the brink of some serious role reversal... Dad and I..... it is an uneasy transition. The car is a big issue, sort of the last bastion to his independance.
So I say...."Dad! what are you doing?
and he says....."Going to breakfast with '________' (buddies)
and I say......."Dad, we talked about this......driving.......thing
and he says......"okay honey!" see ya later.... waves me off....drives....away
I won't go into the sorted details of the ensuing hours......because.....he didn't show up at the diner for AN HOUR AND A HALF.........it should have been a five minute drive. he must have driven to the next town before he turned around.
So now, I'm the new Sheriff in town, the car impounded, the rules layed down...... I told Dad that we had both made an error in judgement, we both had made a wrong turn and that ..... 'two wrong turns, don't make a right' and he said
"unless they are left turns....."